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TWO PHASES OF THE MOON!
One of the most popular originals we offer... This bright yellow cast resin moon has a cartoon face as "Phase One". Turn it over for "Phase Two" - the "MOON"!!
Can be ordered as a SITTING or HANGING moon, or special ordered as a "blue moon". The moon is about 3 1/2" tall. Quite a conversation piece for your desk or special shelf! A great year-round hanging ornament too!
Only $25.00 + $5.00 shipping and handling.
THE ITEM BELOW MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN, SO CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED!!!
(as if the Obscene Jesters and Moon Butts were OK..............)
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JUST SOME ASSHOLEtm
The official badge of the
American Sphincter Societytm*
 
These "TACKY PINS" are the perfect gift for that close friend, acquaintance or relative....If you're not one, you know one.
Or give it anonymously - some folks actually "get the message!!"
Or perhaps you want to give someone special a "piece of A**"??
Each hand-sculpted and signed original tack pin comes with "care instructions" and a free Gift Box.
$5 each, or ask about a "BULK DISCOUNT". Sizes of the pins vary, but are available in regular or "retentive" sizes... approx. 1/2" - 3/4" (Heck, look at the pictures - the card is standard business card size!)
ALSO AVAILABLE as EARRINGS for when you have to listen to them...$10.
Shipping is $2.50 for one; save on shipping a bunch.
Why not spread a little cheer with this "odd" conversation piece.
MAKES A GREAT STOCKING STUFFER!!
Contact the "HEAD ORIFICES" at (505) 345-4838.
*PLEASE NOTE - The "American Sphincter Society" is a made-up fabrication of the Artist, Meredith Edwards, ODD-JECTS d'ART, as a fun way to market these lovely handmade pins.
PLEASE DO NOT WRITE OR CALL TO BE ON A MAILING LIST OR SUBSCRIBE TO A NEWSLETTER - THERE IS NO SUCH THING !!!
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